Joshua Karstendick: meh

Hair Color: dark brown
Hair Long, Short or Medium: long for a guy, short for a hippie
Eye Color: brown
How do your nails look: like they've been gnawed on for years. Oh wait, they have been.
Height: 5'8"
Weight: a svelte 210
Do you like yourself: more than I like most people, yes.
Braces?: no
Think you're hot?: occasionally
Piercings: no
Tattoo: no
Righty or Lefty: righty

First kiss: Samantha
First girlfriend: Kayla
First best friend: That's a tough question. Vlad and Colin, I guess.
First award: 2nd place in the 3rd grade spelling bee. I am not the man to see about spelling "bussiness." That's Brandon's department.
First sport you joined: volleyball
First pet: sea monkeys
First vacation: Puerto Rico when I was three
First concert: DMB at the Tweeter Center

Band: DMB
Song: dunno
Food: General Tso's chicken
Drink: Well …
Candy: white chocolate
Sport To Play: volleyball
Vacation: I have to say Senior Week.
Brand Of Clothing: Etonic sneakers rock my world. I'm on my third or fourth pair of them now.
School: SOHK, because I'm such a thug :-p
Animal: Undoubtedly, dogs, the only animals on earth to align themselves with humans. Think about that for a moment.
Books: I haven't read fiction for a while. I've been reading about politics lately. Of course, I've also read a good deal of programming and O'Reilly books.
Magazines: Haha. I'm currently subscribed to two magazines, Playboy and Lego Magazine, and neither are sent to my current address. In addition to soft porn and building blocks, I enjoy newsmagazines such as Newsweek, Time, Christian Science Monitor, The Economist and Atlantic Monthly. I am not, however, a big fan of The Nation, as it tells me too little I don't already know for being a supposedly alternative magazine. Oh, and Rolling Stone and The New Yorker are pretty sweet, too.

Want kids?: much, much later, yes.
Want to get married? : yeppers
Want to go to college?: Yeah … about that, you wouldn't happen to have a few tens of thousands of dollars you could spare, would you?
Career(s) in mind: Software engineer, math or computer science professor, lawyer, political analyst, lobbyist.
Where do you want to live?: With my wife and close to my job.

Preppy, punk or gothic: I'd rather not date someone who feels the need to define themselves that way.
Cute or Sexy: That's not exactly a dichotomy, but the answer's got to be sexy.
Lips or Eyes: eyes
Hugs or Kisses: kisses
Short or Tall: just a little shorter than I
Easygoing or serious: serious
Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic
Fat or Skinny: What's wrong with normal? I dig normal.
Sensitive or Loud: Anything but loud.
Hook-up or Relationship: I'd get a beatdown if I didn't say relationship.
Sweet or Caring: caring
Trouble-maker or Hesitant one: You have to misbehave sometimes.

Kissed a Stranger: I've kissed some pretty strange women so far, but I've always tried to get to know them.
Drank Bubbles: yes
Lost glasses or contacts: You can ask Kayla about the untimely demise of my last pair of glasses. I currently have disposable contacts, so they find themselves in sinks and trash cans when I've had enough of them.
Ran away from home: yes
Broken a Bone: Yes, my right collarbone.
Got an X-ray: yes
Broken someone's heart: Sadly, yes.
Gotten a speeding ticket: No, but I half-expect a reckless driving ticket in the mail any day now.
Broke up with someone: Yes, but I've only regretted it once.
Cried when someone died: Of course.
Cried at school: Somewhere along the line, yeah.
Fallen up or down a flight a steps: Not in recent memory.
Fell in a school hallway: Undoubtedly.

God: I prefer to believe in people. Let Him judge me on my will and deeds while not attempting to curry His favor.
Miracles: Yes. Mathematically speaking, we all see a miracle with a one-in-a-million chance of occurrence about once a month.
Love at first sight: nah
Ghosts: no
Aliens: "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." — Calvin of _Calvin and Hobbes_.
Heaven: "The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven." — Paradise Lost by John Milton.
Hell: "Here at least
we shall be free; the Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign secure, and in my choice
to reign is worth ambition though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." — a few lines later in Paradise Lost by John Milton.
Kissing on the first date: Why not?
Horoscopes: I read mine in The Metro, but it's rarely accurate.